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netlfix:

no matter what you’re good at there will be a 7 year old chinese kid who’s better

(Source: netlfix, via lindsaylohoean)

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2 days ago

pulpdrinker:

sex tip!! when he puts it in, yell ‘what are u doing in my swamp’

(via guy)

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2 weeks ago

dogsenthusiast:

in me mums uterus…… womb womb

(via lindsaylohoean)

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2 weeks ago

breakburnandends:

i was so ugly in 2008 because i didnt care about my looks i cared about the jonas brothers

(via baconating)

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3 weeks ago

clrafting:

when you see someones wing wang on omegle 

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3 weeks ago

funkies:

teens who get expensive brand new cars as soon as they get their license

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(via cyberfricking)

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4 weeks ago

deathpup:

first rule of fight club

  1. no fightin!…shakira shakiraaa

(via lindsaylohoean)

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1 month ago

renkos:

ma’m will you please stop breakdancing we are trying to deliver your baby

(via lindsaylohoean)

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1 month ago
spankmehardbarry:

me on my way to christian youth group (: 

spankmehardbarry:

me on my way to christian youth group (: 

(Source: exclique00, via joshpeck)

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1 month ago

dennys:

nonstaff:

What’s up with the denny’s tumblr? Does a national restaurant chain really need to post such stupid stuff?

I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now

(via taggedbooty)

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1 month ago

nosdrinker:

not trying to start anything with the celery fandom but it is honestly the worst vegetable

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1 month ago
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